Apr

14

Bwog Personals: CCSC Edition

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Welcome to yet another issue of Bwog Personals.  This time we are advertising the most available 2009 Class Council candidates, so be prepared for some sexy electoral action.  This post is D, for explicit manipulation of Democracy.  Bwog is providing $10 for a date and as always, nominate your friends (or yourself) for a personal by emailing [email protected]

 

 
colin    
mark

 

GUY FOR COMPLETE POWER

Name: Colin Patrick Drummond

Year: 2009

School: CC

Major: Anthropology/Environmental Science

Hometown: Golden Valley, MN

Best Book You’ve Read for Class: A Clockwork Orange

Worst Book You’ve Read for Class: If it was bad I stopped reading it.

Most shameful thing you’ve ever done to procrastinate: GoCrossCampus

Beverage of choice: LEMONade!

What are your most played songs on iTunes?

  “Gimme Shelter,” Rolling Stones

  “Scotland the Brave,” US Air Force Reserve Pipe Band

  “Idioteque,” Radiohead

What do you wish were your most played songs on iTunes?

  “The Kiss (The Last of the Mohicans),” Trevor Jones

  “Main Theme (True Romance),” Hans Zimmer

  “Sparkplug Minuet (The Royal Tenenbaums),” Mark Mothersbaugh

Favorite Morningside Heights Meal: Buffalo Blue. Unless my Gold Card is full. Then it’s a Mona Lisa with curly fries.

The title of your memoir: Nonsense -or- A Heffalump of Jabberwock

Dream date 5 words or fewer: See final question

Thing you’re looking forward to most this year: A haircut

Thing you’re looking forward to least this year: M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening


If you could service any one politician, living or dead, in a public bathroom, who would it be?  Princess Leia

 

GUY FOR WORLD DOMINATION

Name:  Mark Anthony Johnson

Year: 2009

School:
CC

Major:  Political Science

Hometown:  Virginia Beach, Va


Best Book You’ve Read for Class:  The Iliad

Worst Book You’ve Read for Class:
Principles of Economics (Bernanke)

Most shameful thing you’ve ever done to procrastinate:
Laundry

Beverage of choice:
  Whiskey Sour

What are your most played songs on iTunes? “My Girl Is Calling Me (A Liar)” Chromeo

What do you wish were your most played songs on iTunes?
“Satisfaction” The Rolling Stones



Favorite Morningside Heights Meal:
Chicken Finger Combo from Toms (After a night of drinking)

The title of your memoir:
  The Life and Times of Mark Johnson

Dream date 5 words or fewer:
Dinner, Party, Vodka, Singing, Tom’s

Thing you’re looking forward to most this year: 
Graduation, Class Speaker, Senior Events

Thing you’re looking forward to least this year:
Finding a Job.

If you could service any one politician, living or dead, in a public bathroom, who would it be? His Holiness, The Dalai Lama

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44 Comments

  1. dddm

    awww Colin is so nice. and cute.
    damn, bwog. you make this all so embarrasing.

  2. let me be

    first to predict that this comment section becomes petty and moronic

  3. AYAAY  

    RON LOVES TWIZZLERS1

  4. Anonymous  

    Are... are they both straight?

  5. class council

    no offense to these cute boys, but class council-themed-makeout is lamebot. get some edgy kids.

  6. ehhh,...  

    1. personality, not attractive
    2. no personality, attractive

    Columbia men.

  7. ehhh....  

    nevermind. just looked #2 up on facebook.
    not attractive either.

  8. hey mark  

    "songs" is plural

    also, we get it... you like drinking and tom's.

  9. Have you  

    heard the saying about Columbia men?

    Sane, Attractive, Kind.

    (Pick two.)

  10. a fan  

    Colin not attractive? Pssh. Go to hell.

  11. DHI  

    Mark Johnson has "Mark Anthony" in his name, but it's spelled wrong, and "Patrick Drummond" was the sound editor on the 2005 Irish movie Boy Eats Girl:

    "A boy declares his love for his girlfriend, only to die the same night. He is brought back to life by his mother as a flesh-craving zombie, who sires more teen undead while trying to control his, er, appetite for his beloved."

    So what I'm saying is you should choose Colin because he can make zombie love sounds, and that's what girls want these days.

  12. speaking as...

    Speaking as someone who's serviced both Princess Leia and the Dalai Lama, let me be the first to say that it's now very hard for me to speak.

  13. emm  

    colin is kind of hot.

  14. what class  

    reads clockwork orange?

  15. BRO  

    BROOOO! MARK! BROOOHAMMMM!

  16. And  

    Mark has a creepy case of the yellow fever.

  17. Anonymous  

    How can you be sane and kind? Is that like, someone with OCD or something? Most insane people, whatever their ailment, are not very nice.

  18. Robert Burns  

    Colin is a pussy, a very pretty pussy...

  19. ...

    i'm going with mark--it'll be an easy date because he'll do all the talking.

  20. GAG  

    the Dalai Lama, are you kidding me Mark?!?!

  21. and if...  

    they are in SEAS pick one.

  22. 2012

    so the guy on the left is really cute. and seems much smarter than the other dude. he should win!

  23. that guy  

    Are you talking about the guy with tight pants who chain smokes outside butler and wheres a fedora? and who dresses like its the 40s?

  24. Econ  

    Worst book read...Bernanke...principles of economics...NOT SURPRISED!

  25. Daniel Day-Lewis  

    Colin Drummond, I want my accent back!

  26. no no  

    not tight pants. he wears 40s hats and an overcoat and squarish thick rimmed glasses. wait, maybe they're circular glasses. anyways, smokes a pipe, dresses all funny like.

  27. mlli  

    mark johnson preys on anything female that has small eyes aka AsIAN...

  28. smitten  

    i wanna have a true romance with colin... complete with coke, whores, and running from the law

    ps lovedlovedloved last of the mohicans!!

  29. no man,  

    i know eli, it's not him either. short kid. he's short. '09.

  30. colin is HILARIOUS  

    COLIN!!! colin will make the best speech (maybe one of the best *comedic* speeches anyone in cc09) ... and isn't that what we're really voting for guys?

  31. are you kidding??  

    colin looks like a hobbit

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