Oct

10

A Public Service Announcement Concerning Hermione Granger

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As some of our more movie-savvy readers have noticed, Hermione Granger (also known by the alias of “Emma Watson”) is currently touring the Ivy League, having already made stops at Harvard, Yale, and Brown (?), and provoking geeky analogies that Bwog certainly will not engage in. Though, just for the record, we would like to point out that Hermione’s crusade on behalf of house elves would fit right in here. Just saying…

Regardless, given that her partner in wizardry is currently parading around in the nude on Broadway, we would not be surprised if she visits our fair campus on her southbound Tour D’Ivy. We ask our dear readers to please keep a lookout for her, and let us know if she is spotted. Without your help, we might miss her: after all, she can apparate.

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25 Comments

  1. ...  

    herms granger can suck it. MOTHERS COOKIES HAS GONE OUT OF BUSINESS. NO MORE ANIMAL COOKIES.

  2. wow bwog  

    way to pic a picture of her that is so young that i feel guilty for fantasizing about her: cmon now, cut us gentlemen some slack and put up a picture that doesn't make us feel deranged

  3. gr8  

    now she's definitely going to visit columbia...

  4. ooh  

    let's trick her into coming here.

  5. Bwog  

    should be shot. You had a picture of the male cross-country team shirtless, but you put up a picture of Emma Watson taken when she was like 12.

  6. Come on now  

    Why does Bwog need to do all the dirty work? Google Image Search, folks. Unfiltered results are...illuminating.

  7. I THOUGHT

    SHE WAS GOING TO CAMBRIDGE?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1553870/Hermione-to-take-on-muggles-at-Cambridge.html

    on another note:
    for a second i thought this girl's life was perfect: karl lagerfeld muse, going to cambridge, not having to work blahblahblah
    now gross, old theater snobs are going to jack off to her flat ass

  8. ...  

    I'm sure all these lovely comments about fantasizing about her sexually are going to make Columbia shoot right to the top of her list of potential schools. That's really respectful. She's a person, not an object. Have some respect.

  9. i think  

    that she'll actually be treated pretty well here. We're not celeb crazy, even though there are and have been plenty of famous people registered here. The only pandemonium was with James Franco but that's an outlier. I think she'll do fine here

  10. Brunonian  

    hell yeah! she's GOING to brown! she has a latin lover there and they spent thewhole week together. so yeah. she's going. BAM inside scoop!

  11. i think

    you're seriously mistaken. there's nothing a vocal portion of this school loves to do more than tear down people. Julia Stiles got ripped by the self-righteous (to the point that she fired back in the spec: http://www.columbiaspectator.com/node/35344 ), and hated the people here. Just look at "campus" celebs like Reni Laine and the ridiculous flack they take in bwog comments.

    Why would anyone subject themselves to the crap seen above in this post?

    I think all the nice hipsters went to brown. We got stuck with the assholes.

  12. jeez

    man, stuck with the assholes indeed.

  13. Nicholas Butler

    It would be nice if Hermione Granger went here. I think, though, that she might end up going to go to a school with a greater resemblance to Hogwarts.

  14. hahaha  

    she was here, you all missed her.

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