A Public Service Announcement Concerning Hermione Granger
Written by Bwog Staff
As some of our more movie-savvy readers have noticed, Hermione Granger (also known by the alias of “Emma Watson”) is currently touring the Ivy League, having already made stops at Harvard, Yale, and Brown (?), and provoking geeky analogies that Bwog certainly will not engage in. Though, just for the record, we would like to point out that Hermione’s crusade on behalf of house elves would fit right in here. Just saying…
Regardless, given that her partner in wizardry is currently parading around in the nude on Broadway, we would not be surprised if she visits our fair campus on her southbound Tour D’Ivy. We ask our dear readers to please keep a lookout for her, and let us know if she is spotted. Without your help, we might miss her: after all, she can apparate.