Dec

1

Carman Elevator: NSFW

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Bwog receives a lot of emails. Still, even Gmailers as jaded as we were curious about the following anonymous correspondence, the subject line of which was “giant vagina in carman elevator! 2:30ish am, Dec 1” 

We were hoping there would be an explanatory picture, and oh, was there ever.


 No further context was provided, and you know what, we’re okay with that.

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30 Comments

  1. umm  

    a nsfw jump is probably necessary..

  2. barnard  

    damn you columbia college! shamelessly riding the coattails of our enormously popular Vag which will be opening soon... have you no shame?

  3. senior  

    didn't this happen in some kind of a chemistry class a few years ago?
    anyway, HILARIOUS; i wholeheartedly approve. i agree on the nsfw jump, though. i am in avery cafe and not entirely sure whether it is safe for architecture students, either.

  4. rasterbation  

    just got taken to a whole new level (hehe elevator pun).

    http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/

    • Is it?  

      No it's not. Granted, it's not clean shaven, but it is obvious that this hair is neatly trimmed.

      If I were a better feminist I would rant at you for imposing your norms of hairlessness on this rasterbated vagina.

  5. Clearly

    the freshmen yearn for a return to the womb.

  6. senior  

    good work, i take this as a sign that upcoming classes are of good upstanding character and will continue the proud columbia traditions such as they are.

  7. Oh WOW

    I definitely thought that was some sort of monkey at first glimpse... but hahaha, nice job to whomever did this.

  8. senior  

    i'm proud of 2012 for this one, breathing some fresh life into this place

  9. hehe  

    they must have had fun printing that

  10. clg  

    well done. actually got a laugh out of jaded ol' me!

  11. lol  

    the elevator looks like a set from a cronenberg movie

  12. Silly Rabbit  

    I don't know why but my first mental picture was of a gay guy squealing as he stepped unto the elevator.

    Sigh....I'll be twelve forever.

  13. 2012  

    owes me a fresh pair of pants

  14. that vagina...  

    it kind of looks like hands folded in prayer...as any self-respecting muff should.

  15. now....  

    someone should put up a rasterbation of a dick.

  16. Judith Shapiro

    I don't remember anyone photographing me.

  17. So that's  

    what they look like!

  18. Stem  

    I'm glad i didn't get in the elevator and see it . . ew

  19. is that  

    a puddle of female ejaculate in the back left corner there?

  20. ehhii  

    omg! i hate vagina juice! rice bowl!

  21. ...  

    The sad part is that it looks like it was drawn.

  22. It looks like...

    a rosy opening.

    Did anyone else have Politics of the American Environment with Sarah Phillips, Fall 2007?

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