Issue 2 of
C-Spot, Columbia’s “erotic review,” is now on the shelves and online. There’s a new gallery of your classmates, and here’s some quotes from the new issue for your titillation.

“Conceivably, Columbia gives us everything we should ever need to be all-stars in the bedroom: perseverance, open-mindedness, creativity, confidence, adaptability etc.”

“Once perhaps my vagina was special.”

“Do you want to get your contraception from the same administration that brought you John Jay dining?”

“This month: The Promiscuous Barnard Bassoonist, BC 2011.”

“The Fukuoku 9000 is now one of my favorite toys.”