Mar

24

Beat the Birds!

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You came to Columbia for the unique and rich pit of cultural fabulosity that is New York City. Naysayers from your hometown warned you about subway muggings, ridiculous food prices, and deadly air quality, but you weren’t scared. You were prepared.

Except for the one thing they never tell you about: the pesky problem of pigeons. New York is plagued by them. It prostrates itself before their paramountcy.

Until today. Columbia offers you its protection with the new campus pigeon punting team, coming soon to Low Library step near you. Watch this useful introductory video to learn about their exercises and listen to some beautiful piano. Godspeed, punters. And sorry, Hawkma.

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13 Comments

  1. perv

    Anyone know when the next c-spot comes out?

  2. WHERE  

    ARE THE LOTTERY NUMBERS?!?!?!?

    • problem identified

      you are clearly just not pestering them hard enough. make phone calls, send emails, stop at nothing to force them to reveal the number that will inevitably ruin the next year for you.

    • i think  

      they are usually posted by 5, if I am remembering correctly from last year. Knowing housing, I definitely wouldn't expect them to be up before 5 pm.

  3. feedback  

    THAT VIDEO WAS A+++++++++ WOULD DEFINITELY PUNT AGAIN!!11!1!!!

  4. the numbers

    are up at 5, JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER.

  5. Nobler  

    Up Late with a Pigeon Punter

  6. talib kweli

    wait. where'd that article go? and OMG.
    REALLY?
    REALLY?

  7. F-ing pigeons  

    I've had a flock of them try to eat my food AS I WAS EATING IT while sitting on the steps. f-ing pidgeons

  8. what the heck???  

    does no one else find this at all cruel? i know they're pests, but really this just seems mean...

  9. Oh come on  

    It's fake you jerks! Watch the whole thing.

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