Apr

9

Columbia Destroys Joy of Children

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Bwog Expert on all things cold and creamy Jon Hill discovered that a Mr. Softee truck has broken down right outside the Broadway gates on 116th. Unconfirmed reports are that the engine seized after absorbing the collective sad nostalgia of studying students who had flashbacks to childhood upon hearing the jingle. Let’s all pray the freezer breaks, forcing the driver to give away all his ice cream…

 

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4 Comments

  1. It's ba-ack  

    Just saw the truck pull up in front of the gates about 45 minutes ago!

  2. LOL  

    LOL
    LOL
    LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

  3. lushes x2  

    *drunknen laughter*

  4. ehhh  

    I lived on Claremont Ave. over the summer, and that thing was so fucking annoying. I'm experiencing some pleasant Schadenfreude right now.

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