Overheard in Hartley:

Awkward Freshman #1: Hey, I really like your shirt.  MIA’s awesome.

Awkward Freshman #2: Hey thanks!  You know, it’s crazy how many people know her here, I didn’t expect it.

Awkward Freshman #1: Yeah, well she’s pretty big in Paris, so…

Welcome to the LLC, where you’ll find out that you’re not so special after all.