Dec

9

Fried Failure

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When the story broke, Bwog Taste Testers were on the scene within minutes. James Downie, Sam Schube, and Brian Donahoe report that yes, it is true. M2M’s legendary cheap-and-tasty, best-in-the-neighborhood fries have been replaced by impostors.

Gone are the perfect little golden-brown packages of tempura-like flavor, and oh how we will miss their texture and adequate salt. Downie reports limp, unevenly heated specimen, desperately in need of flavor and form. Donahoe goes as far as to say “pale and flaccid.” Schube: “THEY SUCK”

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Photo, shamelessly salted, by JCD. No definitive answer from behind the counter to the question about whether this unappetizing change is permanent.

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15 Comments

  1. WHAT?  

    PROTEST OUTSIDE M2M. LET'S BEGIN AT 5PM AND BRING SIGNS AND CHANTS LIKE "FIGHT 2 MIDNIGHT"




    Please note: Anti-protest, defending M2M's right to choose will begin approximately at 6PM

  2. Former Schapiro Resident

    Are the fries now like the terrible ones they give you at Ham Del?

  3. 'TIS THE SEASON  

    OOOOH I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE LIGHTS AT THE TOP ON THE BBBBBBBB!!!!!! CUTE NEW LOOK, BWOG!!!!!! KUDOS!!1!!!11!!

  4. CC 11  

    i was wondering if i had just gotten a bad batch yesterday... i suppose they've downgraded as a result of the all-pervasive RECESSION?

    cross your fingers it's temporary

  5. Former Schapiro Resident

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  6. also, bwog,  

    cueats disappeared from the web??!

  7. REJOICE  

    THE FRIES ARE NOT PERMANENT. I REPEAT-NOT PERMANENT. I spoke with the cooks, they should be back to their delicious tempura-goodness by tomorrow.
    They did, however, try to convince me these new ones were better because they were more expensive. I quickly showed them the error of their ways.

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