Feb

12

Personals: Ben Henderson, CC ’12 and Jordan Kong, CC ’11

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Bwog personals continue with Ben Henderson, CC 12 and Jordan Kong, CC 11. Want to take these beautiful people out? Email [email protected] and we’ll not only hook you up, but also give you $10.

Name/Year/School/Major: Ben Henderson/’12/CC/Political Science

Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Guy for Girl

Hometown: Oakland, CA

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: forties, Morrissey concert, maybe Indian food

What redeems you as a human being? I won $100 in an Ayn Rand contest once. I was going to give it to charity, but then I didn’t.

Choice aphrodisiac: cheap whiskey

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Riverside Park, at sunset, when it’s not windy.

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): H. sapiens sapiens

Historical figure you have a crush on: Virginia Woolf


Name / Year / School / Major: Dehui (Jordan!) Kong, 2011, CC, Econ-Math, Dance

Preference (guy for guy, etc.): girl for guy

Hometown: Montreal

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Twenty-two hour train ride to nowhere

What redeems you as a human being? I’m the creator of the Case Interview Drinking Game. Take a shot of Jameson every time “market sizing”, “declining profitability”, and “consumer segmentation” is brought up. Happy mock interviewing!

Choice aphrodisiac: Old Spice deodorant (cheap, yet effective!)

Most romantic spot in Morningside: the phallic fountains on Low Plaza

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Lady Gaga

Historical figure you have a crush on: Lord Byron: to have an archetype named after you is pretty bad-ass.

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25 Comments

  1. omgomgomg

    I LOVE DEHUI. I LOVE HER. SHE IS AMAZING AND I LOVE HER AND I WOULD HAVE AMAZING MIXED-RACE BABIES WITH HER IF THAT WERE POSSIBLE.

    Oh, and someone should take her out because she's made of awesome. ;)

  2. cute!  

    omg Dehui is so cute. and the puppy!!!

  3. Anonymous  

    can dehui and ben go on a date? they seem so cute for each otherrr

  4. um

    they should show their faces to the camera

  5. More attention for Ben  

    No offense to Dehui, but I'd rather date someone lovingly holding a can of baked beans.

  6. both of these  

    were pretty hilarious

  7. I  

    Want more of these, now.

  8. God,

    I laughed so hard at the Ayn Rand comment.

  9. Bwog, please follow up on any dates or love connections that are made.

    Also, I'm happy to go anywhere that has THAT puppy!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  10. Anonymous  

    Aw, these people are adorable

  11. I  

    also have a crush on VWoolf. rock on.

  12. Jordan

    is funny AND she can dance AND she likes puppies! what's not to love?

  13. Ok so  

    V. Woolf? A man that knows the way into the cu girl's heart. date me, or at the very least, exchange awkward eye contact insinuating sexual desire with me in butler.

  14. Old Spice

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who is turned on by the smell of Old Spice deodorant. I thought maybe it was just my trailer trash taste, but Jordan seems awesome and refined and if she likes it, there must be some merit to the stuff. Slather it on, boyz!

  15. actually  

    jeff schwartz doppleganger???

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