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20 Comments

  1. Anonymous  

    I suddenly really want a pink scooter.

  2. HOLY MOLY

    I just got a GREAT new way of making a profitable advertising program!!

  3. Anonymous  

    Pink? I wanted chartreuse!

  4. Anonymous  

    what are pink scooters?

  5. yes

    MAN I JUST REALIZED I LIKE BARNARD GIRLS. DAMN, I DEF AM GOING TO BANG ONE INB4 I GRADUATE THIS PLACE DAYUMN SON

    ps: my recaptcha is "Batt, woofruff". Much symbolisms for my future, no?

  6. Well  

    Thank God for this!

  7. Hooah  

    Hans, you're a beast. Site looks great and these like buttons are awesome. Bwog, I'm going to miss you this summer.

  8. GOING TO BED

    Going to bed soon. Any hot bitches wanna smoke some weed, grab a quick bite at Pinnacle, then fuck each other silly inside of a taxi?

  9. YO BWOG

    YO BWOG (pretend im yelling in the tone of a black man yelling "YO DAWG!"):

    I got some sweet motherfuckin pictures I take on a regular basis - absolute crazy shit around Manhattan like a fuckin' Pakistani cab driver. The good shit you know? Don't even need proper English to effectively convey it's meaning, but the humor can still take you places - just like a fuckin' Pakistani cab driver.

    How do I join blog so that I can post pictures up like this? My captions would be killers.

    Sincerely,
    Curious but Bwog-challenged Male Photographer

    • huh  

      The amount of entitlement dripping off of this post is astounding.

    • hm

      Yea lol wtf do you want your own column or something bro? Go talk to the spec those guys r desperate

      Ps: did you know that you only need to type one word of your captcha (the less nonsensical one)? The other word is for you to decode like a robot for the recaptcha service to convert images of old books into text.

  10. Why I now know Columbia sucks...

    JUST LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF "THUMBS-DOWNS" on the clearly-jokingly posts on here. Is everyone here so godamnn uptight about shit?! Where are all your sense of humors?

    Godamnn! Go out for a while! Swing your arms around! Punch some people on the train then run off. Feel good for once!

    SHIT! LOL LOL. PAKISTANI CAB DRIVERS. SHITDICK. ANAL SEX. DICK CHENEY. AL GORE. LEBRON. JC PENNY. NORDSTROM. ABERCROMBIE & FITCH. PIZZA HUT. COLUMBIA'S FORMER AFRICAN AMERICAN BASKETBALL COACH. PUMPKIN PIE. DUNKIN DONUTS. FUCK.


    there, feel better? let loose bitches!

  11. question mark

    question: i wanna ask out this chick before this semester ends....should i buy her a pink scooter to surprise her or what? i figured our first date could be trying to ride the damn thing around upper west side. do girls actually find this shit \cute\?

  12. Which bitch would you all rather marry?

    A) An average-looking Columbia girl with lots of family money but always bitching about how guys in finance/law/medicine ruin the world and hipsters are awesome.

    B) A well-dressed, softspoken, sweet and cute rich Harvard girl but due to her social status, a longterm committed relationship with her is risky and you could get hurt -- BIGTIME.

    C) A HOTTTT and smart sorority chick from Cornell and you guys have a hott and intense 3 year relationship before she commits suicide on the 4th year and you will no longer have her anymore.

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