Photo via Dean Denburg's Facebook page (the part that's visible to the public)

We know that Double-D always calls the shots when it comes to friendships and girly bonding. This was confirmed yesterday when Dean Denburg rebuffed the friend request of Bwogger and current Barnard student Hannah Goldstein:

Hi Hannah –
I would be happy to accept your friend invitation but I never “friend” students, just alumnae or friends of my daughter’s. As [sic] me again after you graduate :-)
Best,
DD

Bwog doesn’t know which is more wounding: Dean Denburg’s clear preference for alums over current students or her revelation that her daughter, a sophomore at Penn, does not consider us friends.