Aug

31

Dear Bwog: Heat Edition

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Hot fire!

Dear Bwog,

It’s fucking hot.

~Sweat Bead

Dearest Sweat Bead,

Bwog suffers from an acute case of back of the knee sweat. Every step feels sticky. So, we feel your pain. The good news is that NYC cools off by the end of the month. In the meantime, put your refrigerator to good use. Girls, refrigerate your bras. It really minimizes your cleavage sweat problem. If you don’t want your undergarments to smell like 40s, try freezing a spoon. Press it on your eyelids and the underside of your wrists to cool off. And finally, wear fewer clothes. It’s NSOP so they’re going to come off soon anyway.

Love,
Bwog

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33 Comments

  1. Bwog,

    Please make your links open in new tabs. PLEASE.

  2. Anonymous

    last sentence ftw

  3. Newbie  

    are we going to get any cool concerts?

  4. Anonymous  

    where do we find parties and people who want to go to them?

    • Anonymous

      Make your own, you get +1000 xp for hosting a party instead of the +100 x for just going. It will make you look cooler and you'll be in control of the atmosphere, want a more geeky party, get Starcraft 2 and have a lan party, want a normal party, provide tons of couches

      You can always head up to EC, but upperclassmen don't move in till saturday, that's whne the parties really start up

  5. Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da

    NSOP kinda makes me...

    want to break out into song

    Yep...

    I love John Jay Hall
    even when I take stairs
    I love SAE,
    They build a real fast car
    I love this whole school,
    and all it’s craziness

    Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
    Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da

    I love CivE lab,
    cause they break huge steel bars
    I love Pupin Hall
    and looking into space
    I love this whole school,
    and all it’s sights and sounds

    Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
    Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da

    I love AIAA
    and all it’s air-ro-planes
    I love college walk
    When it’s light up at night
    I love this whole school
    it’s such a brilliant place

    Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
    Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da

    I love Carmen Hall,
    And all it’s partiers
    I love JJ’s place,
    and it’s real crispy fries
    I love this whole school
    it’s such an epic place

    Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
    Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da

    I love MechE lab,
    with it’s own jet engine
    I love our lectures,
    cause our profs know a ton
    I love this whole school
    it is a real cool place

    Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
    Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da

    (Add on to the song, keep encouraging the freshmen, it is our mission as upperclassmen)

  6. gags

    it's hot like mexico, so rejoice.

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