Koronet’s Ups Prices, Kills Dreams
Written by Bwog Staff
Koronet’s super-sized pizza, in all its greasy goodness, now costs $3.75. This 25 cent price hike follows a steady quarter-a-year trend.
It’s unnerving, because when you’re schwasted, you’ll throw down anything just for chow. Only the next morning will you realize you’ve lost that prized Hawaii state quarter— the one that finally completed your collection! By the way, anyone notice there’s a Guam state quarter now? Shenanigans.
Bwog’s very own Hannah Goldstein offered us her personal New York theory: pizza price increases foreshadow fare hikes. No, say it isn’t so! But still, intriguing.
Tags: hannah goldstein, koronet's, pizza, prezbo and bloomberg are engaged in a massive conspiracy to increase pizza prices and metrocard fares. but not really, prices, what did i do with that state quarter book?? hmm...