Oct

27

No Ritual Sacrifice at the Classics Department

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Gerry Visco sent out an epic email to the Classics Department regarding their Halloween lunch!  Check out the excerpt below.

We’ll also celebrate Halloween and its precursor, Samhain, the Celtic festival of the dead.  Whoever is able to throw together the best costume will win a prize of a gift certificate from Book Culture. Please wear a COSTUME of some sort if possible. Or just dress weird. Full costumes encouraged but for those of the faint of heart, masks will be provided upon request.

On site rituals and sacrifices will be strictly forbidden nor will we permit any divination practices involving the entrails of sheep nor poultry.

However, we WILL provide delicious victuals and liquids to all attendees.

Please plan your costumes now and we’ll see you next THURSDAY!

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22 Comments

  1. Hawkmadinejad

    Well, shit.

  2. Anonymous  

    Gerry Visco is crazy. The very sight of her during my first week at Columbia deterred me from the Classics department forever.

  3. Anonymous  

    Well Zeus will be unhappy

  4. CC'XIV  

    Classics departments are the best departments EVERYWHERE.

  5. Speaking of departments, why does...

    Barnard's student life office even exist? They just spent the whole day dressed up and going round administrative offices handing out candy. Sorry to be a Debbie Downer, but budgets are being cut for important student programs while there's a full time, and totally unhelpful, theater coordinator for a single black box, and a dude who runs some leadership program for first years when the Athena center presumably exists for almost exactly the same purpose...investigate, bwog?

  6. Other than our IP Address  

    Bwog knows nothing about us right? So I could just write whatever? penis.scrodal_sack.jack_bauer

  7. XXX - 18 +  

    I LOST MY HARMONIEZ CAN U PLEAZ FIND IT. IT IS YELLOW SMELLS LIKE MY GRANDMAS PISS AND I SING IT LULLABIES ABOUT BEARS ON MORPHINE TO PUT IT TO SLEEP. THERE R REWARDINGZ OF TREE DOLLER AND TWENTY SEVEN HAF CENTS. PLEASE STORE IN A WARM DRY SAFE LOCATION. DOES NOT COME WITH BATTERIES. WARNING: OBJECTS IN THIS MIRROR MAY BE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

  8. Anonymous  

    i would sacrifice my body over and over again for some of the Classics Department faculty...

    ...must find a way into this Halloween Lunch...

  9. Gerry Visco  

    There's still some lunch. Come over now in costume. The Department of Classics is the best department with fabulous classes, faculty, and staff. Those of you who are scared of me or anyone else here belongs in the suburbs with the Stepford Wives. Read some Catullus and take some Latin!

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