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The Very Blustery Day

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Oof! It’s terrible outside today. If you’re late for your 10 a.m., take heed: do not bring an umbrella outside. The wind will eat it and it’ll turn inside out. Wear rainboots. Don’t catch a cold. And eat something, you look skinny. Are they even feeding you up there?

Bwog’s Weatherman Pat Blute chimes in on the situation: “Sock monkey is our resident expert on rain safety and precaution. He says the situation looks bleak. As we all learned in lit hum, each raindrop is a mixture of Zeus’ tears and lost endowment funds. It’s gonna pour all day.” Stay tuned!

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1 Comment

  1. OMG THIS REMINDS ME  

    NEW WINNIE THE POOH MOVIE COMING OUT IN APRIL!!!!!!!!!!

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