‘Tis the season for the arrival of the new issue of The Current, Columbia’s “Journal of Contemporary Politics, Culture, and Jewish Affairs”. The latest edition’s cover is graced with a reminder of the brutal fisticuffs to which our fair university descended in the Spring of 1968, not to mention the horrible handlebar mustaches our predecessors donned at the time. But without further adieu, we here summarize and gently mock the contents of a noble publication, part of that great Leviathan, “old media”, that nourisheth Bwog with life-giving content.

Presumptions shattered! Chinese and Jews enjoy a relationship beyond positive stereotypes, take-out

Columbia student, inspired by Jesus, swims to Croatia, worries she is overprivileged, returns to Bosnia

Disney and Steve Irwin team up to offer animals the “cool table in the cafeteria of evolution”

Scoreboard at Halftime: Random Hookups at Columbia: 23984798. Dates at Columbia: 38.

Boy Scouts might be bigots…or concerned citizens of humanity…but everyone agrees their uniforms suck