Dec

23

What We Want for Christmas

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Bwog asked some of our favorite people what they want for Christmas (“Happy Holidays is what terrorists say”).

  • Sir Mike of Carman Hall: “Life.”
  • Elizabeth from the Hartley Hospitality Desk wants a semester in Istanbul.
  • Amy from HamDel wants “maybe flowers,” and asked Bwog what we want for the holidays.
  • Zak of BwogWeather wants to go to Canada this summer with Pat and Jasmine, for my parents to condone me devoting my time in Hong Kong to becoming a deadly assassin and martial arts expert, 4 new pairs of boxers and matching socks, and the rest of my time at Columbia to be as fuckin’ sweet as this last semester.
  • Pat of BwogWeather wants everyone at Columbia to know how special they are. I love hearing how people are making a difference at our school and in the world … it really is amazing to see such talented people brought together in one place. Sure we can joke about hating school, but I really love seeing people in action. Everyone here is so enthusiastic and so passionate about what they do. I really hope everyone realizes this and doesn’t stress about finals.
  • Gareth Williams said, “Well, nothing. I already have everything I want,” as he smiled and shrugged with his hands in his overcoat pockets.
  • Karen the Librarian: “Same thing I want every day–for more undergraduates to come let us show them how we can make their lives easier!”
  • Benny, Hewitt grillmaster would like your [our Bwogger’s] love. And a nice sweater.
  • Gerry Visco: “Huh…nothing. Well, actually for people to stop saying shit about me on the internet.  I already get enough of that.  Or maybe some clothes.  Or if you have a crazy costume, drop it off.”

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19 Comments

  1. YOU KNOW WHAT  

    ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS GERRY VISCO AND GARETH WILLIAMS FOREVER.

  2. Anonymous

    Tell Ryan Mandelbaum to get them all Ryan Mandelbaum sweaters

  3. Anonymous

    PAT BLUTE IS THE BEST!!! I hope he gets everything that he wants for Christmas, plus love and an endless ABBA dance party.

  4. Anonymous

    I'm in Istanbul for Christmas. Tell Amy we can trade.

  5. Anonymous

    Unrelated, but I found this http://asianssleepinginthelibrary.tumblr.com/

    It's ridiculously funny, and Columbia appears quite often.

    • bitter and wants credit

      I COMMENTED THIS FIRST IN A PREVIOUS BWOG ARTICLE.
      Good grief, I've become one of those bitter, petty anonymous bwog commenters...next thing you know, I'ma be hating on Barnard for like, totally taking credit for like, going to Columbia.

  6. Pat Blute

    is the greatest.

  7. Awww

    Pat you softy :)




    So can we have a post of Zak modeling his new boxers?

  8. Hawkmadinejad

    Actually, I'm Jewish. I know, sort of weird, right? I'm also gay.

  9. gay guy  

    all i want for christmas is zak

  10. We Classicists

    are as real as it gets.

  11. Not anonymous Emir

    Sir mike! Keep it real.

    And elizabeth, you and me will take a trip there, you're pretty much the coolest person in that normally not so hospitable hospitality desk.

  12. GARETH WILLIAMS

    is such a boss.

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