Feb

12

Personals: Rubii Pham, CC ’14 and Tristan Renaud, SEAS ’13

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Valentine’s Day is just a few days away, and we’re reviving Personals just in time. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies for this round are Rubii Pham, CC ’14 and Tristan Renaud, SEAS ’13. If any of these two interest you, send us a note at [email protected], and we’ll set you up with a date and $10. There’s still time to submit your own Personal as well!

Name, Year, School, Major: Rubii Pham, 2014, CC, Architecture

Preference: xx for xy

Hometown: Gilbert, Arizona

Your dream date in seven words or less: Star Wars marathon in Star Wars jammies

What redeems you as a human being? I can rap the entire “I Just Had Sex” song and I make really good curry

Choice aphrodisiac: Godiva 72% dark + sushi

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Westside. There’s nothing like a secret rendezvous among the gouda and the bleu cheese.

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Ewok

Historical Hottie: Fu Manchu


Name, Year, School, Major: Tristan S. Renaud, 2013, SEAS, Applied Mathematics

Preference: Women

Hometown: Tenafly, NJ

Your dream date in seven words or less: delicious dinner, electronic/indie concert, hookah lounge

What redeems you as a human being? I volunteer weekly as an EMT, I’m always there for my friends in times of need and I can tie a knot in a cherry stem using only my tongue.

Choice aphrodisiac: 15 year old Talisker Scotch

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Roof of the IAB (when the weather is warm)

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Leopards

Historical Hottie: Evita Peron

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29 Comments

  1. So Tristan,

    What else can you do with that tongue?

  2. Dear Bwog  

    Please post hotter people.

  3. I think

    They're both adorbs

  4. Also

    Props for putting yourself out there guys!

  5. rubii sounds perfect to me

    too bad i'm xx also hoping for a little xx...

    but who knows, crazier things have happened, i mean if luke and leia were a thing maybe we have a chance?!

  6. im pretty sure  

    they're both in it for the ten bucks.

  7. Anonymous  

    that girl looks a lot more attractive in her facebook profile pic....

  8. Anonymous

    Tristan is a cutie!

  9. Anonymous

    They should contact each other! They'd have both a unique story of acquaintance and double the profits.

  10. ...  

    Tristan, why are you still single? You're yumyums!

  11. Moar

    upperclassmen please.

  12. What?  

    "a secret rendezvous among the gouda and the bleu cheese"???? at Westside?? That cheese aisle is the most trafficked 5-meter span in MoHi!

  13. i'll go out with Rubii...

    For no less than twenty bucks.

  14. Too Late  

    I've dated both of them within 24 hours. I win!

  15. I'm throbbing

    Damn i would tear her apart.

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