Feb

13

Personals: Courtney Wilkes, BC ’12 and Andrew Wright, CC ’14

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Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, and we’ve got more Personals for you. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies for this round are Courtney Wilkes, BC ’12 and Andrew Wright, CC ’14. If any of these two interest you, send us a note at [email protected], and we’ll set you up right quick with a date and $10. Last chance to submit your own Personal!

Name, Year, School, Major: Courtney Wilkes, 2012, BC, East Asian Studies and Human Rights

Preference: Girl for Guy

Hometown: Kensington, MD

Your dream date in seven words or less: Scrabble in a dive bar

What redeems you as a human being? I spread smiles like nutella

Choice aphrodisiac: Basil

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Kent

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Camels, for their…long eyelashes…

Historical Hottie: Alexander Hamilton


Name, Year, School, Major: Andrew Wright, 2014, CC, Political Science

Preference: Guy for incredible bromance

Hometown: Parsippany, NJ

Your dream date in seven words or less: The plot to Anchorman

What redeems you as a human being? My ability to make cultural references in conversation.

Choice aphrodisiac: Sexy accents

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Roof of NoCo

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): penguin

Historical Hottie: Martha Washington (yummy)

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19 Comments

  1. !  

    Andrew,

    Anchorman is quite possibly the greatest movie ever made, followed by Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I Love You, Man.

  2. Anonymous  

    You I'm all over Andrew!

  3. Wow  

    these actually seem like pretty cool people.

  4. Enamored  

    Andrew Wright—what a catch. I'd love to play his jazz flute.

  5. alexander hamilton  

    is the HOTTEST historical hottie.

    good choice.

  6. are these  

    for reals?? wow

  7. Anonymous  

    courtney rocks

  8. god damn!  

    i wanna fuck andrew wright

  9. andrew wright

    has a girlfriend, what is this?!

  10. So  

    Why is Andrew Wright hot? I can't figure out why, but I want to fuck him. And I cannot fathom that he is supposedly heterosexual.

  11. bwepressed

    I would spread your legs like nutella. Slurp.

  12. Courtney  

    is the bomb. i love her. so much. a ridiculous amount. it's a little bit insane. <3

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