Personals: Daphne Chen, CC ’14 and Isaiah Everin, CC ’12
Written by Bwog Staff
Valentine’s Day is TODAY, and we’ve got more Personals for you last-minute lovers. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies this time are Daphne Chen, CC ’14 and Isaiah Everin, CC ’12. If any of these singles interest you, tell us at firstname.lastname@example.org, and we’ll send you two lovebirds off with $10 for a date.
Name, Year, School, Major: Daphne Chen, 2014, CC, Political Science or English
Preference: Woman seeking man
Hometown: Dallas, Texas
Your dream date in seven words or less: Anything involving good music, good food, or a good movie
What redeems you as a human being? I have a Tumblr called Things My Asian Mom Says. I share the joys of my foreign mom’s misspellings and share them with the world.
Choice aphrodisiac: Dubstep
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Butler alcoves: dark, quiet, and chilly enough to seek warmth in another human being
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Unicorn
Historical Hottie: After browsing other Bwog personals, I guess Alexander Hamilton isn’t just me after all. Second place… FDR, III. AM I RIGHT LADIES?!?!
Name, Year, School, Major: Isaiah Everin, 2012, CC, Film/Creative Writing
Preference: m4m lawl
Hometown: Arcata, CA
Your dream date in seven words or less: 3 days of LA Comic Con
What redeems you as a human being? Pragmatism, rationality, realism, and lacking these things as and when is appropriate. Also, in a biased survey of a small population, it was determined to 90% accuracy that I’m pretty cool..
Choice aphrodisiac: Monster Khaos, all of it
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Lawn outside of Dodge on a misty midnight in mid-April — best ever.
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Dragonz be mad hawt yo (rawr)
Historical Hottie: Leonidas killed bitches. Read about it.