Feb

14

Personals: Daphne Chen, CC ’14 and Isaiah Everin, CC ’12

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Valentine’s Day is TODAY, and we’ve got more Personals for you last-minute lovers. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies this time are Daphne Chen, CC ’14 and Isaiah Everin, CC ’12. If any of these singles interest you, tell us at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll send you two lovebirds off with $10 for a date.

 

 

 

 

Name, Year, School, Major: Daphne Chen, 2014, CC, Political Science or English

Preference: Woman seeking man

Hometown: Dallas, Texas

Your dream date in seven words or less: Anything involving good music, good food, or a good movie

What redeems you as a human being? I have a Tumblr called Things My Asian Mom Says. I share the joys of my foreign mom’s misspellings and share them with the world.

Choice aphrodisiac: Dubstep

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Butler alcoves: dark, quiet, and chilly enough to seek warmth in another human being

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Unicorn

Historical Hottie: After browsing other Bwog personals, I guess Alexander Hamilton isn’t just me after all. Second place… FDR, III. AM I RIGHT LADIES?!?!


Name, Year, School, Major: Isaiah Everin, 2012, CC, Film/Creative Writing

Preference: m4m lawl

Hometown: Arcata, CA

Your dream date in seven words or less: 3 days of LA Comic Con

What redeems you as a human being? Pragmatism, rationality, realism, and lacking these things as and when is appropriate. Also, in a biased survey of a small population, it was determined to 90% accuracy that I’m pretty cool..

Choice aphrodisiac: Monster Khaos, all of it

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Lawn outside of Dodge on a misty midnight in mid-April — best ever.

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Dragonz be mad hawt yo (rawr)

Historical Hottie: Leonidas killed bitches. Read about it.

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37 Comments

  1. uh  

    that's not "seven words or less"...

  2. Uh, Daphne  

    all I see are double entendres...

  3. much like a whale

    yo dude's name is isaiah (ch. 40), wearin a batman suit, fucks 2 dubstep >>> want 2 fux this dude then fight him

    is this guy jesus

    i think this guy is fucking jesus

    holy fucking shit

  4. much like a whale

    oh fuck nevermind i can't read

    SHE* FUCKS TO DUBSTEP

    i still want to fight that dude

  5. bloke  

    YA FUCKIN BLOKE WE LISTENIN TO RINSE FM UP IN THIS MOTHA FUKA

  6. much like a whale

    yo is that isaiah dude making fun of gay people

    "m4m lawl"

    wtf is that shit

    fuck u dude

    i'm not like

    "batman lawl"

    shitting on ur shit

    asshole

    oh wait ur favorite animal is "dragonz be mad hot yo (rawr)"

    so does that mean that u are gay dude? is "dragonz" like a literary symbol or some shit? metaphors n shit? who the fuck r u? hölderlin? fuck u

    y u gotta hide behind all these screens dawg?

  7. bloke  

    YO CHECK OUT THIS NEW CHOON FROM THAT BLOKE BILL BEVAN THAT GUY IS FUKIN NUTS FUKIN GOOGOLFLIP

  8. another bloke  

    EY I KNOW THAT BLOKE BILL BEVAN FROM MY BOARDING SCHOOL, WE HAD ROUGH FUKIN TIMES WITH OUR HEADMASTER EY, FUKIN RIGHTEOUS CRAZY GOOGOLFLIP HES MAKIN CHOONS LIKE HE IS TODAY

  9. oh my god  

    What is happening to this thread?

    • The same person...

      Keeps making all these annoying posts, seemingly unaware of the track feature.

      If I was a betting man I'd say it's Isaiah given the over-compensating-to-appear-like-they're-doing-this-to-be-ironic-but-actually-really-want-a-date written style....and what I remember of the guy from that one workshop.

      No one cares enough about these Personals to do this for so long unless they're actually featured.

  10. seriously  

    Daphne is hawt

  11. student  

    why are all these girls asian .... diversity? latinos / black / european please

  12. Once  

    Daphne shot-gunned a beer in Butler. Just sayin'.

  13. basshead  

    daphne if you like dubstep i really hope you saw excision last saturday.

  14. Darron

    DAPHNE CHEN I WANT HER I'LL MARRY YOU BE MY VALENTINE PLEAASEEEEEE

  15. ..  

    that website is actually HILARIOUS (things my asian mom says)

  16. DAPHNE

    DAPHNE DAPHNE DAPHNE DAPHNE DAPHNE DAPHNE DAPHNE DAPHNE

    so romantic

  17. Roko  

    DAPHNE, BE MINE FOREVER.

  18. Leonidas  

    killed bitches! I like that sentence!

  19. Choice aphrodisiac: Dubstep

    win.

  20. Anonymous

    omg I want Daphne. So hott and so amazingg!

  21. Anonymous  

    its just a marketing ploy for the spec, she works for the spec, so they are just trying to make the spec look good. Humanizing the spec. Its all a ploy

  22. ey bwog

    are bwog personals only around for vday or is this gonna be a weekly feature? I think it's pretty awesome.

  23. Imma let you finish

    but SD comicon is the best comicon of all time *shrug*

  24. oh no!  

    that's what I meant!

  25. Anonymous  

    too bad daphne lacks any sort of creativity whatsoever. tumblr about funny things asian parents say? sorry, but you're a bit late. next time you want to advertise your own website, why don't you make it something that isn't repetitive?

  26. Isiah  

    Isiah I love you! And dragons.

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