Feb

16

Personals: Matt Buckley, CC ’12 and Allyson Shea, CC ’12

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Just cause Valentine’s Day has passed doesn’t mean the lovin’ will stop. We’re running our last bachelors and bachelorettes! This time we give you Matt Buckley, CC ’12 and Allyson Shea, CC ’12, who agreed to post only if the other did. Interested? Tell us at [email protected], and we’ll send you two lovebirds off with $10 for a date.

Name, Year, School, Major: Matthew Buckley, 2012, CC, Economics and
MESAAS

Preference: xy for (the) xx

Hometown: Northampton, MA

Your dream date in seven words or less: Local vegetarian cuisine
followed by a concert.

What redeems you as a human being? I keep a copy of Eat, Pray, Love on my bedstand.

Choice aphrodisiac: organic apples and fair trade coffee

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Lehman Library: the chandelier room

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Grizzly Bear

Historical Hottie: Adam Smith


Name, Year, School, Major: Allyson Shea, 2012, CC, Art History

Preference: gal for guy

Hometown: San Francisco, CA

Your dream date in seven words or less: art exhibition followed by dinner for two

What redeems you as a human being? I keep things real – I don’t take guff from no one

Choice aphrodisiac: avocados and moonshine

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Avery Library – basement

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): New York City pigeon

Historical Hottie: Vincent van Gogh (minus left ear)

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33 Comments

  1. Anonymous  

    These two seem perfect for each other.

  2. Anonymous

    I don't understand comments like these on Bwog personals. How the heck do the answers to these few questions show they're \perfect\ for each other?

    And I'm not even pessimistic. I think there's just a lot more to being \perfect\ than whatever it is you guys are seeing in these answers. (Or else I just don't have the type of vision that you guys do...)

  3. Anonymous  

    Wait how much do I have to pay to go on a date with these great people?

  4. I'm gonna say it  

    blehhhh

  5. Liz Lemon  

    If your man keeps a copy of Eat, Pray, Love on his bedstand; that's a dealbreaker ladies!

  6. xy for xx  

    Girls and trans boys?

  7. Anonymous  

    they screaaam hipster

  8. a hipster libertarian??  

    my preference just changed to xy for xy :)

  9. Anonymous  

    crushin' on the vegetarian <3

  10. both...

    of these are awesome, but i still want to see a brain watson / rickets personals. there have been minimal people of color.

  11. well  

    Bwog can't make people of color submit personals. It also seems to me like every personal that was submitted has been posted...

  12. I think  

    I have been waiting my whole life for a picture of matt buckley interacting pensively with a horse in what appears to be a meadow

  13. Allyson  

    Wait what???? I never agreed to this! Matt buckely you're a dead man... apparently i don't take guff from no one least of all from you

  14. Anonymous  

    omg I love Allyson!!! Both are wonderful people!!

  15. Anonymous  

    I have been waiting my whole life for a picture of matt buckley interacting pensively with a horse in what appears to be a meadow

    ^What this person said.

  16. hey  

    matt buckley will you marry me

  17. Anonymous

    is it inappropriate to request the $10 if my goal is a casual encounter (after the dream date, of course)

  18. HEY  

    note: this is false advertising. one can only wish he still had them luscious locks o hair. the flannel is accurate, however.

  19. hey  

    is anyone actually emailing bwog about these people? because i can't bring myself to do it but matt seems super duper adorable. just sayin.

  20. ew  

    "I keep a copy of Eat, Pray, Love on my bedstand."
    ^^ Julia Roberts' white guilt is the opposite of human redemption.

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