33 CommentsJust cause Valentine’s Day has passed doesn’t mean the lovin’ will stop. We’re running our last bachelors and bachelorettes! This time we give you Matt Buckley, CC ’12 and Allyson Shea, CC ’12, who agreed to post only if the other did. Interested? Tell us at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll send you two lovebirds off with $10 for a date.
Name, Year, School, Major: Matthew Buckley, 2012, CC, Economics and
MESAAS
Preference: xy for (the) xx
Hometown: Northampton, MA
Your dream date in seven words or less: Local vegetarian cuisine
followed by a concert.
What redeems you as a human being? I keep a copy of Eat, Pray, Love on my bedstand.
Choice aphrodisiac: organic apples and fair trade coffee
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Lehman Library: the chandelier room
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Grizzly Bear
Historical Hottie: Adam Smith
Name, Year, School, Major: Allyson Shea, 2012, CC, Art History
Preference: gal for guy
Hometown: San Francisco, CA
Your dream date in seven words or less: art exhibition followed by dinner for two
What redeems you as a human being? I keep things real – I don’t take guff from no one
Choice aphrodisiac: avocados and moonshine
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Avery Library – basement
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): New York City pigeon
Historical Hottie: Vincent van Gogh (minus left ear)
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33 Comments
@ew “I keep a copy of Eat, Pray, Love on my bedstand.”
^^ Julia Roberts’ white guilt is the opposite of human redemption.
@hey is anyone actually emailing bwog about these people? because i can’t bring myself to do it but matt seems super duper adorable. just sayin.
@Anonymous word, he mad cute but can’t bring myself to do it either.
@HEY note: this is false advertising. one can only wish he still had them luscious locks o hair. the flannel is accurate, however.
@Anonymous is it inappropriate to request the $10 if my goal is a casual encounter (after the dream date, of course)
@hey matt buckley will you marry me
@if you say yes bwog will give you $10 for your wedding
@Anonymous I have been waiting my whole life for a picture of matt buckley interacting pensively with a horse in what appears to be a meadow
^What this person said.
@Anonymous omg I love Allyson!!! Both are wonderful people!!
@Allyson Wait what???? I never agreed to this! Matt buckely you’re a dead man… apparently i don’t take guff from no one least of all from you
@I think I have been waiting my whole life for a picture of matt buckley interacting pensively with a horse in what appears to be a meadow
@Anonymous Damn straight.
@Equestrian Club Member Wait, I don’t understand – is the horse available separately or is it just a package deal???
@well Bwog can’t make people of color submit personals. It also seems to me like every personal that was submitted has been posted…
@both... of these are awesome, but i still want to see a brain watson / rickets personals. there have been minimal people of color.
@Anonymous crushin’ on the vegetarian <3
@Anonymous they’re both vegetarian, so take your pick.
@a hipster libertarian?? my preference just changed to xy for xy :)
@Anonymous they screaaam hipster
@xy for xx Girls and trans boys?
@Allyson is fabulous.
@Liz Lemon If your man keeps a copy of Eat, Pray, Love on his bedstand; that’s a dealbreaker ladies!
@um no it makes him gay.
@Well Unless he uses it for lulz or as an expensive jizz rag.
@I'm gonna say it blehhhh
@Anonymous Wait how much do I have to pay to go on a date with these great people?
@They're both so great! I wish I could date them. Nice going making me wish for singlehood, Bwog.
@Anonymous Here here.
I wish Bwog personals had been around before I found love! But whatever. I’m taking vicarious pleasure in reading these.
@Anonymous I don’t understand comments like these on Bwog personals. How the heck do the answers to these few questions show they’re \perfect\ for each other?
And I’m not even pessimistic. I think there’s just a lot more to being \perfect\ than whatever it is you guys are seeing in these answers. (Or else I just don’t have the type of vision that you guys do…)
@Hey bro Cool story bro.
@Anonymous You’re right, I cannot fully judge, based on these responses and pictures, the full spectrum of beliefs and emotions these two are capable of having and displaying towards each other, respectively.
But I maintain that, based on what I can see here, these two should just go on a super date and take 20 of Bwog’s hard earned dollars.
@Anonymous These two seem perfect for each other.
@Anonymous I agree!!