Valentine’s Day is TODAY, and we’ve got more Personals for you last-minute lovers. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies this time are Kyla, CC ’13 and Michael Mournighan, SEAS ’13. If any of these two interest you, send us a note at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up right quick with a date and $10. And just cause we feel it in the air… today will be our last day for Personal submissions, so get ’em in!

Mike Mournighan, SEAS ’13

Name, Year, School, Major: Kyla, 2013, CC, Creative Writing/Computer Science

Preference: Girl for guy

Hometown: Demarest… New Jersey

Your dream date in seven words or less: Pie.

What redeems you as a human being? Er, Nina Simone’s Ain’t Got No, I Got Life is my #6 most played? This is probably because… I enjoy dancing in room in my underwear a lot (sorry roomie, now you know). I really do hope that is a redeeming tidbit… and not an embarrassing one. Though it’s probably the latter, isn’t it :(

Choice aphrodisiac: A ripe apple. Possibly an Empire or a Stayman’s Winesap? From Samascott? Mmm

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Riverside Park. Admittedly, one of the most dangerous. It’s part of the appeal!

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Gerbils. Their fondness for procreation –> childhood trauma

Historical Hottie: Alan Turing!


Name, Year, School, Major: Mike Mournighan, 2013, SEAS, Computer Engineering

Preference: Lad for Lass

Hometown: Mexico, NY – Yes, it exists.

Your dream date in seven words or less: Witty banter and a long walk.

What redeems you as a human being? I work hard to make life entertaining.

Choice aphrodisiac: Homemade BLT with garden fresh tomatoes.

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Top of the stairway over looking 120th behind Pupin/CEPSR

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Rapidash because Jonny took the miniature stallion…

Historical Hottie: Sacagawea