Mar

7

Meet the Midterm Master

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An anonymous tipster sent us the following gem yesterday—we added the sunglasses to protect his identity, and augment chill. All those flooding the libraries in anticipation of upcoming midterms, take note:

Around 4 this afternoon a diligent student studying in the Diana cafeteria on the second floor excavated himself from behind his laptop, lay down on the carpet, crossed his legs and remained immobile for the next hour. This is how you do it, people.

The master at work.

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17 Comments

  1. Anonymous  

    This is great.

  2. Narcoleptics

    fall asleep in the vag.

  3. Anonymous  

    "Around 4 this afternoon a diligent student studying in the Diana cafeteria on the second floor excavated himself from behind his laptop, lay down on the carpet, crossed his legs and remained immobile for the next hour. "

    WTF ??? Does this even make sense? Good thing my powers of inference can disentangle even the poorest photo caption.

  4. "excavated himself"  

    Ouch?

  5. Anonymous  

    And zero fucks were given that day.

  6. grammar nazi

    should be 'extricated' not 'excavated'. jeez u go to COLUMBIA ppl

  7. Anonymous  

    I think that kid went to my high school

  8. if you don't know what to do with all that  

    free time on your hands, at least stop ragging on people who like to be creative with their words.

  9. Anonymous

    we really shouldn't be glorifying shit like this. go get some real sleep, you fools

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