Because you don't have any of this.

Tonight’s (free!) fine dining line-up: because your wallet’s hungry too.

First up is the fifth installment of the Closing Remarks Senior Lecture Series at 8pm in Math 312. We hear rumors of pizza and “drinks.” (Please, dear god, let it be Diet Coke. For the sake of Housing Coverage withdrawal.) Then if you still have room, there’s a speaker event (Kiran Ahuja) at 8:30 pm in Altschul Lehman Auditorium, which promises free crackers and a fruit platter.

Make sure to eat as much free food as you can if you’re planning to make this week’s Drinking With Bwog concoction!

Cash via Wikimedia Commons.