Morningside Almanac: Week of 4/21
Written by Bwog Staff
Weather.com, the sometimes scrooge of the internet, has lied to us before (read: yesterday). But since it’s only early-afternoon, we’re willing to invest some hope in its mostly sunny, high 50s prediction. In which case, you should grab your throwback Chewbacchanal sunglasses and stop by the Greenmarket, which promises a “nice full market.” The market will also be open on Easter Sunday, but with a smaller selection and limited payment options.
Today’s lineup (which will hereby be referred to as “The Usual,” so pay close attention):
- Spring flowers and plants
- Apples and apple cider
- A vast selection of cheeses
- Eggs of ostrich and emu variety
- Meats, including pork
EBT, Debit, and Credit won’t be accepted*.
Child model pretending to be sad Bwog staffers via Wikimedia Commons.
*This is blatantly not true.
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