Apr

25

What’s Up With Throwbackpacks?

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In this rapidly changing world, we sometimes feels a little behind the times. Old Man Bwog aims to address the eternal gripe: “What’s up With That?

Dear Nostalgic Students,

I understand your longing for times past, but I have trouble understanding the recent trend of throwback backpacks. “Life was simpler then,” you think. “And when I think of simpler times, I think of the simpler pop culture pleasures. I ought to fasten to my bodice an emblem of that childhood memory, lest I forget.” Old Man Bwog has fond memories of sitting beside the window and watching the snow fall outside. Do you see me walking around with a window glued to my forehead and throwing up handfuls of snow-like confetti? Do you think you’re being any less subtle? Did you seriously go to K-mart for the sole purpose of purchasing an item marketed exclusively to young children? Did you even honestly enjoy those shows when you were a kid? Can you even fit all your books in there? What’s up with that?

Yours grumbly,

Bwog


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24 Comments

  1. Dude:

    Iron Man is amazing. You really can't argue with that.

  2. Anonymous  

    Up Up and away

  3. swagXinfinity

    HATERS GONNA HATE

  4. Anonymous  

    be more jelly.

  5. Jamie Benitez  

    Hahahaha I thought it was great when friends said I was on this. Actually the buzz lightyear bag does hold all of the things I need. Plus I honestly still enjoy the toy story movies to this very day.

  6. NAKSAUCE  

    Hello Kitty brings all the girls to the yard.

  7. Anonymous  

    please don't hate on marvel comics.

  8. Anonymous

    What? No love for Powerpuff Girls?

  9. not as bad as that  

    hipster backpack trend.

  10. Anonymous  

    I would have sex with the man in red.

  11. Anonymous  

    fucking hipsters

  12. Anonymous  

    they're being forced to wear them for frats you jags. get off your high comment horses

  13. Iron Man backpack  

    Is being worn because I'm a fan of Iron Man, it's 2 years old now...

  14. HAHAHAHHA  

    I TOOK THE PICTURE OF THE KID WITH THE BUZZ LIGHT YEAR BACKPACK LIKE MONTHS AGO ON My IPHONE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA LOLZ HAHAHAHAHAHHA i want money for my contributions david hu!

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