May

13

SPANX For Reading

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Our very own Barnard went viral this week when a student got particularly expressive via a laundry room note to a strong, beautiful peer who stole a pair of SPANX. For those of you who are male or have naturally flat stomachs—note to the latter: we hate you—SPANX are spandex that one may wear underneath clothing to give the appearance of a smooth, firm stomach and/or butt. The following image is the original note (it’s pretty gross), which was later posted to Reddit and Jezebel:

Speaking of going viral, how 'bout those certain contagious skin diseases?

 

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25 Comments

  1. girls

    why are you so passive aggressive?

  2. Anonymous  

    But you can't catch a skin disease if the spanx was washed in the laundry, right? i'm sure that girl who stole it made sure it was washed first before wearing it...

  3. hey  

    I'm pretty sure this was a joke...

  4. anonymous  

    soooooo glad I don't have a vagina.

  5. BC

    I was so proud when I saw this front paged on r/TwoXChromosomes.

  6. a CC guy

    is it bad that i got a boner while reading this rather descriptive and vivid post?

    sooooooooooooo hot. so hott.

  7. "-note to the later: we hate you-"  

    whoa bwog, way to successfully execute a colon within a long-dash section

  8. FBI

    Trust me this is all in the procedure. I'm going to need to see a photo of the flier author's vagina as well as a photo of every vagina who had access to the building...

  9. Anonymous  

    This wasn't just posted in the laundry room, it was in every elevator and on every floor...

  10. WHOEVER POSTED THIS SHIT

    IS A MARKETING GENIUS. IF YOU'RE AN INTERN OR AN EMPLOYEE AT SPANX, YOU SHOULD GET A RAISE.

    THIS IS SERIOUSLY AN AMAZING PIECE OF ADVERTISING. SHE POSTED NOT ONE, BUT MANY AROUND THE DORMS AND THESE ARE WELL TYPED USING AN ELEGANT FONT.

    SUSPICIOUS YET?

    GENIUS MARKETING.

    • i mean..

      call me living under a rock but i never really heard of spanx or at least, not this much talk about spanx until this!

      and the whole thing going viral on the internet and reddit?

      THIS IS CLEARLY AN ADVERTISING GIMMICK BY SPANX.

      NICE. VERY NICE..

      • Anonymous

        THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON CAN BE DISABLED BY PRESSING THE LEFTMOST AND CENTER BUTTON ON A QWERTY KEYBOARD

        • CAPS LOCK SHOULD BE TURNED OFF

          ...UNLESS I HAPPEN TO HAVE A MINDBLOWING, EYE-OPENING, MIND-OPENING COMMENT TO MAKE THAT MAKE YOU GO "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

          AS IN THIS SITUATION. NOBODY'S SPANX WAS STOLEN. THIS WAS A VIRAL GUERELLA MARKETING TACTIC.

  11. jb  

    Nope, I know the author, and her spanks were stolen. She was really pissed. She's also extremely creative. Love. Her.

  12. anon

    is it zoe? sounds like her

  13. that guy that gives random spankings

    Whoever stole the Spanx need a naughty spanking! Hit me up gal!

    - The CC ' 12 creep who sometimes spanks girls in crowded spaces on campus and gets away with it.

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