Our very own Barnard went viral this week when a student got particularly expressive via a laundry room note to a strong, beautiful peer who stole a pair of SPANX. For those of you who are male or have naturally flat stomachs—note to the latter: we hate you—SPANX are spandex that one may wear underneath clothing to give the appearance of a smooth, firm stomach and/or butt. The following image is the original note (it’s pretty gross), which was later posted to Reddit and Jezebel:

Speaking of going viral, how 'bout those certain contagious skin diseases?