Aug

15

Carpet Diem

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Here are the things you could do at Koronet’s last semester:

  • Gorge yourself on giant pizza slices
  • Use the awning as a smoking haven when it’s raining out, you want a cigarette, and the Mel’s bouncers are being particularly ornery
  • Abuse the parmesan cheese and red pepper flake station

Here are the things you can do at Koronet’s this semester:

  • Gorge yourself on giant pizza slices
  • Use the awning as a smoking haven when it’s raining out, you want a cigarette, and the Mel’s bouncers are being particularly ornery
  • Abuse the parmesan cheese and red pepper flake station
  • PLAY MINI-GOLF*

*Well, kind of. You’d have to bring your own putters, balls, and attack plan to dodge drunken freshmen. But what we’re getting at is that Koronet’s has new Astroturf carpeting! It looks like this:

Krazy karpeting at Koronet's.

Photo via parmesan/red pepper flake abuser and Bwog contributer Louise McCune.

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17 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    this changes everything...

  2. So  

    have they raised prices another 25 cents yet?

  3. COOOOOOOOOOP

    Louise is the shit.

  4. Anonymous  

    They only have these out when it is raining.

  5. Anonymous

    There are two types of people in this world: those who view this as a putting green and those who view it as the tee-off for a driving range. Extra points for smashing through the front glass pane of Five Guys!

  6. Anonymous

    Who the fuck cares! Really! Whomever spotted this and said to themselves, wow that green carpet is new and needed to send the tip in to B-WOG, contemplate your life, realize you need one, then go get one. Drunk bwogging is not cool.

  7. ...  

    koronet is dead to me. i only do pizza shops where the carpet matches the drapes.

  8. NOT COOOOOOOOOOP

    love louise, she da best!

  9. Anonymous

    just go masturbate in a corner instead of being a fucking freak on Bwog.

  10. Dammit, Bwog

    You had me so excited before I saw that asterisk.

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