Here are the things you could do at Koronet’s last semester:

  • Gorge yourself on giant pizza slices
  • Use the awning as a smoking haven when it’s raining out, you want a cigarette, and the Mel’s bouncers are being particularly ornery
  • Abuse the parmesan cheese and red pepper flake station

Here are the things you can do at Koronet’s this semester:

  • Gorge yourself on giant pizza slices
  • Use the awning as a smoking haven when it’s raining out, you want a cigarette, and the Mel’s bouncers are being particularly ornery
  • Abuse the parmesan cheese and red pepper flake station
  • PLAY MINI-GOLF*

*Well, kind of. You’d have to bring your own putters, balls, and attack plan to dodge drunken freshmen. But what we’re getting at is that Koronet’s has new Astroturf carpeting! It looks like this:

Krazy karpeting at Koronet's.

Photo via parmesan/red pepper flake abuser and Bwog contributer Louise McCune.