Oct

2

#OccupyFurnald4

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Wall Street isn’t the only place where discontent New Yorkers are fighting The Man. This Furnald first-year and her Target-bought novelty door stickers are spreading a dire warning throughout the undergraduate community. You can’t trust the system…..mannnnn.

Angsty door stickers

Consider yourselves warned. And invited to dinner.

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9 Comments

  1. Dude

    A: Yo Bro, lets go protest against it!
    B: Yeah, I am totally against that as well!
    A: Let’s play drums and camp in public parks until they change it
    B: Cool bro, totally will work. Wait, what are we protesting against?
    A: Dude, if you have to ask, you just don’t get it!

  2. Anonymous

    It's an SNL quote from Throw It On The Ground!!!

  3. Anonymous  

    ATTENTION ALL COLUMBIA UNDERGRADS:

    Thursday night we will stand together against Business School students and all that they stand for by taking over the Uris Deli and Hepburn Terrace from 5:00Pm-11:30PM*.

    #OccupyUris

    *This may or may not be the exact time of their weekly happy hour. Alcohol snatching may or may not occur.

    A: Yo Bro, lets go protest against the business school
    B: Yeah, I am totally against it as well!
    A: Let’s play champagne pong and eat a lot of free cheese until they change it
    B: Cool bro, totally will work. Wait, why are we protesting against?
    A: FREE BOOZE

  4. Anonymous

    commenting on the "target stickers" makes the writer seem like an asshole. who makes fun of target?..... people that have never set a foot in one.

    take your superiority somewhere else. "The Man" already has plenty of it.

  5. those target-bought stickers  

    are actually sold in a lot of places, not just target. they're in abundance in the columbia bookstore. dial the pretentiousness down Bwog! you would think the editors would catch something like this...

  6. Anonymous  

    F you. I bought those stickers. Bed bath and beyond smartieees.

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