Bwog In Bed: We Haven’t Slept Yet Either
Written by Bwog Staff
Join us in bed as we bemoan the existence of Sunday finals/try to eat an everything bagel without spilling poppyseeds into our bedding (spoiler alert: it’s impossible).
Bwogline: We’re a little late in the game to report that a GS alum handed out $50 bills to current students on Friday, in a random act of kindness. Many thanks—or more aptly, a fist bump—to Reddit user “Niiccce” for bringing it to our attention (and for reminding the Columbia community that Flex isn’t the only type of free money).
Finals tip: It’s never too late to make a lasting impression on your professors—email them every couple days asking to reschedule your exam. Don’t be shy; add a winking emoticon.
Stressbustyourself: Deep breathing can calm your body and soothe your mind. Close your eyes and take a deep breath in, focusing your attention on your diaphragm moving down and out. Breathe in for four counts, hold for two, and exhale for five counts. Repeat until you feel calmness and energy.
Overheard: Two students talking shop, outside of Carman:
Girl 1: Yeah, she took like 2 five hour energies and then she just kept doing shots.
Girl 2: Woah. That’s like old FourLoko.
Woman checking her BO via Wikimedia Commons.