Jan

31

Bold-Faced Truths

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It takes boldness to be a Barnard woman. It takes fearlessness. It takes an unlimited data plan, and still having a Blackberry. Only the bold get coffee. Only the bold get knowledge.

Barnard women: if you can’t read the text below, text your boldest moment to 330c5890 or 330c5af by Thursday at 5 pm to win fame, fortune, and a $10 gift card to either Starbucks or Barnes and Noble: only the boldest of destinations.

I like my coffee like I like my women...bold

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21 Comments

  1. Dearest Bwog,  

    Is there a way you could enable boldface text in the comments, in celebration of Barnard's bodacious barnocity?

  2. Anonymous  

    a boy was putting these up when I walked past going to Hewitt yesterday...

    I wish I could put that in bold!

  3. hmm let me see

    I am Bold, strong, very very Barnard, but I have a penis. oh and very very blackberry. can i still enter?

  4. Anonymous  

    i'm a columbia female, why can't i be bold too?

  5. Anonymous  

    this is exasperatingly dumb

  6. Anonymous  

    COLUMBIA STUDENTS CAN ENTER TOO!
    THERE ARE SEPARATE SIGNS FOR COLUMBIANS!

  7. hahahaha

    The Barnard contest WOULD be sponsored by BlackBerry.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fvP4OACmWw

  8. Anonymous  

    Both Columbia and Barnard students can enter. Be Bold and let us know.

  9. Also, RIM sucks.

    The Blackberry is an obsoleted technology and their superheroes marketing is colossally amateurish.
    http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/31/rim-its-okay-we-have-superheroes

  10. Principal Skinner

    Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab...All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try...Bold.

  11. $10 gift card?

    I'm gonna need a better incentive

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