Feb

23

42 Comments

  1. David Epstein  

    So I see you found my note

  2. Anonymous  

    He's been reading the same page for the past five minutes because the pages got stuck together...

  3. Damn

    Bastard stole the idea I always wanted to have

  4. Anonymous  

    John Doe, learn the difference between "you're" and "your". Perhaps a better grasp of English grammar would make your course reading more tolerable.

  5. Anonymous  

    expensive pasta

  6. Anonymous

    what's you're name?^ this meme has gotten way out of control!

  7. Anonymous  

    I read "you're" and became disinterested.

  8. nwbar

    To all of the people saying the misuse of "you're" is a dealbreaker — THIS IS WHY YOU ARE ALONE. THESE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HAVE HOT, SWEATY, GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT SEX AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

  9. nwbar

    Since it was requested, grammatically incorrect sex as told from the room next door:

    I stumbled home from another unsuccessful night at 1020 to the sounds of my next-door neighbors going at it again, their grammar as bad as last time.

    "Spanking that ass, I'm gonna fuck you hard!" A dangling participle. Who's doing the spanking? Who's doing the fucking?

    I try to finish my reading. Foucault. "Ohmygod ohmygod I love that oh..." Now we've moved on to the run-on sentences portion of the evening. What's the topic of this sentence? Does it even have a subject and a verb?

    "Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?" It's spoken, so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt that he's not saying "Whose you're daddy," but if you're going to ask a rhetorical question you need to answer it in some fashion. Perhaps with a walk back through her genealogy. Perhaps with some vigorous fucking, but I'm not hearing the springs.

    I did what I had to. I knocked. They giggled for a bit. I knocked again. He opened the door in a towel and rubber gloves. She was hiding in the back beneath a blanket.

    "You're being very loud. And your grammar is poor."

    He was a bit stunned, but she spoke up. "What do you mean our grammar is poor?"

    "It's full of common mistakes. I can't take it anymore. Fuck all you want, but just make sure your subjects and your verbs agree and watch for dangling participles."

    Stunned silence. I guess I should have expected this. However, the girl was still mortified enough at her poor grammar to speak.

    "You're not going to tell anyone about this?"

    "Who would I tell?"

    "You mean," the man spoke, "WHOM would you tell."

    The next thing I new I was wearing a gimp mask, blowing the guy while the girl pegged me from behind. "Say it wrong!" she yelled.

    "Between you and I, this is amazing!"

    "Wronger!" The guy yelled.

    "Being fucked with a dildo, I love blowing you!

    "Not good enough!" she yelled.

    "I love y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e dick in my ass!"

    Three ours later we passed out, sore and depleted of all hour bodily fluids.

  10. Skip Tickle  

    This article and all the above comments were--whaddayacallit...staged and in kahoots.

  11. Anonymous  

    Sometimes I go to Butler wishing this would happen. Oh well :(

    • Anonymous

      Sometimes I go to Butler wishing I had the balls to do this.

      I came really close once and then I realized the guy sitting next to the girl I thought was cute was her boyfriend. There should be a singles room in butler.

  12. WANTED: MANLY MAN!  

    I'm impressed!

    I once went to Butler, sat across a gorgeous, tall man. We made eye contact for over 10 minutes just smiling, but the weakling couldn't work up the nerve to approach me. To which I say: Dear Columbia men, please grow a pair!

    xoxo

  13. wanted: women who approach men  

    To which I say: you could have talked to him!

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