Free Iced Coffee, or the Death Throes of a Dying Phone
Written by Bwog Staff
Forlorn, downtrodden, and perpetually abused BlackBerry users, today is your (perhaps last) shot at superiority. This time, the glances will be of envy, not of pity, when you proudly walk by with your free iced coffee. From 12 to 1 today at the Sundial, the Columbia BlackBerry Ambassadors—which is apparently a thing—will be giving out Starbucks iced coffee in free BlackBerry tumblers (classy or desperate?). The catch: you need to BBM them your name and UNI. If by some small chance you have another type of phone, a friend can do it for the both of you. But that would require a friend with a Blackberry. Start looking now, maybe.
Is your personal information worth iced coffee and a cup branded with the scarlet letter of a dying brand? It’s up to you.
A slightly happier iced coffee via Wikimedia Commons
Tags: but really enough is enough, free coffee, free food, let's just all accept that we're monotonous apple robots, the desperation is so sad, things that are obsolete, try to find someone with a blackberry...now keep trying..., we bet you didn't find anyone