May

16

Senior Wisdom: Hans Hyttinen

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Name, Hometown, School: Hans E Hyttinen, Earth, SEAS

Claim to fame: Helping create a tech community at Columbia with the Application Development Initiative. Some other stuff.

Where are you going? I’ll be working downtown at a startup called Turntable.

Three things you learned at Columbia:

  1. No one is looking out for you all the time. Anticipate the best and the worst, so fewer things come as a surprise. But don’t pretend to know exactly all the things. (That said, there are many people on campus whose job, in some capacity, is to help you… if you ask them.)
  2. It’s easier to ask forgiveness than get permission. Make great things and people will pretend it was their idea instead of blaming you for causing trouble. Generalizing this, every human system can be defeated. Don’t assume you can’t do something just because someone said “no” or “that’s how business is done” or “it’s always been that way”.
  3. No one appreciates small caps. I took this to mean that anything can be misunderstood and that effective communication takes effort.

“Back in my day…” …you only had bwog.net and you liked it!

Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I was once convinced I was Canadian. I had to be told, “You aren’t; sorry“. Sometimes, I remember my rhetorical devices; watch out for some litotes.

Is the War on Fun over? Who won? Any war stories? Right now, Fun is losing—but the war isn’t over, and there actually haven’t been that many battles recently. No stories; I haven’t been on the front lines all that much.

Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? I’m inexperienced with cheese.

Advice for the class of 2016:

Any regrets? Joining too many clubs and doing too many Spec Photo assignments my freshman year. Not going to more student performances. Not TAing. Specific to CS: skipping 1004.

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11 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    too...many...links... But I appreciate the r/columbia shout out. Remember when that guy came looking for r/colombia? Good times.

  2. Anonymous  

    Hans is by far one of the best kids I met at Columbia and it was awesome being his friend (although I didn't get to see enough of him this year!). HAAAAAAAANSSSSS!!!!!!

  3. Anonymous

    Turntable.fm is amazing!!

  4. Lila  

    Hans, you are wonderful. And your Wisdom (if link-heavy [and I clicked all of them]), is very wise.

  5. Anonymous

    He quoted BSG! He quoted BSG!

  6. Anonymous

    Bwog staff-
    Why are the Bwog seniors not sharing one SW under "Bwog Staff" like they always have, and not having to reveal their affiliation upfront? Were Eliza and Hans selected like all the other seniors publishing SWs?

  7. STAR NEWCOMER

    Hans is the best, as is ADI

  8. Anonymous

    There really are a poopton of links in this post. My tab count just exploded. #unwittingallusionstodiarrhea

  9. Brendan Ternus

    You rule, Hans.

  10. I don't know him..

    ..too well. But he always conspicuously fell asleep in my Lithum class. It was always obvious, but no one cared.





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    I can respect that.

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