Fans of middling summer television will be whelmed to see episodes of Royal Pains being filmed right outside of Carman Hall. The show, which typically does not film in New York City, follows a concierge medicine business in the Hamptons (episodes air on USA, on Wednesdays at 9 pm; can we have our money now?).

Overheard off set: “You know you’re a real New Yorker when seeing a TV show filming makes you annoyed, not excited.” Ugh.