Under 1 of these

In preparation for Under1Roof, which we are told is an NSOP event, we’ve prepared a list of must-haves, purely based on hearsay. Nobody within three degrees of the Bwog staff has ever actually attended, but some of us are still getting “stern e-mails” about scheduling a make-up session years later, and thought we might as well try to help a freshman out before it’s too late.

  • Change of pants
  • Latex gloves
  • Your earliest memory
  • 32 pack of Vitamin Water
  • Metaphors
  • 50 Shades of Grey, 1st Edition Hardcover
  • Extra layers
  • Dove’s blood
  • A shit ton of mayonnaise
  • Air mattress
  • Bop-It Extreme
  • Diversity
Refresher course in what a roof is via Wikimedia Commons