Fear not freshfolk, there are SparkNotes!

A tipster overheard the start to what will be a very, very long year for a new Columbia student:

“Wait… The Odyssey is a whole separate book?”

Another bout of sudden clarity was overheard later that day:

Girl on phone: Wait… I heard that Ferris Booth is the same as Ferris. 

You finding the syllabus online via Wikimedia Commons