Sep

27

Drinking with Bwog: The Redesign

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Your new best friend

Typically for DWB, we invent a fun new strategy for spicing up the weekly pre-gaming ritual. This week, though, we decided to give a shout out to all those drink-alone-in-their-dorm-room types. It’s a bit more… contemplative. The goal is to focus the usual, self-loathing thoughts in a quirky, yet constructive, way. 

What you need:

  • 1 bottle of whiskey or brown liquor (We recommend Jack Daniel’s. Good ‘ol Jack never did ya wrong.)
  • 1 shot glass
  • 1 computer connected to the Internet
  • A clean, preferably wooden, desk (Can’t dig into the depths of your own psyche if you don’t set the mood right.)

How you play:

  1. Turn off all lights, leaving only your computer monitor. The mood should be set.
  2. Fire up an Internet browser, and head to Bwog.com.
  3. Take five shots. Gotta give your drunk a good foundation.
  4. Think about what you’re doing with your life, and how much more successful everyone else is bound to be.
  5. Take a shot.
  6. Repeat steps 4-5 as needed.
  7. You will know that you’ve won when our blindingly white website is confused for the intense beam of an interrogation room lamp and you get lost in introspection.
  8. Optional: Corneas scorched, confusedly stumble around your darkened apartment until you find the light switch.

 

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13 Comments

  1. thank you  

    the first drinking with bwog i will actually do

  2. Alum

    Works just as well for unemployed alums living at home and wondering what happened to all of their potential.

  3. Anonymous  

    is this how bwog came up with the new redesign?

  4. and  

    this is what i'm doing at this very moment. good job.

  5. and  

    this is what i'm doing at this very moment

  6. CC '12

    I'd been thinking about making a site for a while and this reminded me of it. What if there was a site where you could go when you wanted to drink in your room in the dark that would randomly connect you via video to someone else who was drinking in their room in the dark? That way society wouldn't judge you because you wouldn't technically be drinking alone. Sort of like Chat Roullete, but with fewer dicks and more failure.

  7. Bwog Hates William Carlos Williams

    So much now depends on a red wheelbarrow.

  8. Anonymous  

    hahahahahaha okay now seriously change it back.

  9. my life  

    Is it sad that this is my life? sans alcohol. fuck, it will never get better.

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