A delicious helping of plant parmesan

A tipster walking by the lawns overheard the following, very scientific exchange between a “scooter kid” and his mother:

Mom: don’t walk on the grass. Do you see it’s all muddy with no grass. Why do you think there isn’t any grass?

Kid: because a vegetarian was BROWSING!

 

 

Grassfed beef minus the beef via Wikimedia Commons.