Nov

13

Overheard: Every Application Ever

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Can you believe his glasses are... skewed?! Too cool for school, clearly.

I thought I was cool before I was cool

A tipster overheard the following in Lerner:

“Most people don’t know this about me, but I’m really fucking intellectual.”

Which probably means:

“I definitely think most people think I’m intellectual, but I’m trying to sound humble by pretending I don’t and putting a ‘fucking’ in there.”

It’s the essence of every college or job application ever! This guy has got it down.

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9 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    I don't get it.

  2. BSGS  

    Wow.

    Bwog being self-referential about Columbia students being self-referential who didn't actually say the thing Bwog is interpreting and fit into a stereotype that would make them ultra-self-referential and picked up by a blog named Bwog who is being insularly asinine as always is completely cool and I want to read more. Thank you Bwog.

  3. Anon

    I don't know that putting a "fucking" in your job applications is really advisable...

  4. Anonymous  

    This is really fucking stupid. I put a 'fucking' in there so that you would know that I think this is really fucking stupid.

  5. *sigh*  

    bwog, what happened to you?

  6. JR  

    I continue to check Bwog with the same fervor as I did before the redesign and back when it didn't suck, with the hope that one day it won't suck. Currently, it kind of sucks.

  7. Alum

    Bwoggie don't disappoint us so much :(

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