Kinect + Urinal = Urinal Entertainment System

Ladies and gentlemen, no longer will you have to stare awkwardly at the wall while you do your business. A startup called Captive Media has created a “pee-controlled gaming” (with advertisements, of course) environment to help you perfect your aim. Bwog would like remind our male readership to brush up on urinal etiquette. (Wired, Jackodile Press)

Hip-hop + Classroom = Urban Science Education for the Hip-Hop Generation

In the unlikeliest of pairs, Wu-Tang Clan’s Gza has teamed up with Columbia professor Christopher Emdin to experiment with a new pedagogical medium, hip-hop. The pair is looking to augment traditional methods of science instruction, i.e. lecture, with new ideas such as hip-hop “cyphers.” (NYT)

Russian grandmother + Wolf = One hell of a story

While you are sipping on your vodka (you are sipping, right?), Bwog brings you the story of Aishat Maksudova. Spoilers: “I wanted to open his mouth and put my fist all the way there, all the way to his throat.” (Gawker)

Cute animations + Dumb ways to die = Viral public service annoucements

In an effort to prevent people from erasing themselves from the gene pool, Melbourne Metro has started a campaign to remind people not to stand too close to the edge of the platform. MTA, are you listening? (Youtube)

Last, but certainly not least. The best way to start a Saturday: