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Time to open up your wallets and laptops. Cyber Monday is here! Remember to join in on the mayhem and score some epic deals while pretending to listen to lecture. (Time)

In preparation for the imminent artificial intelligence takeover, Cambridge University is opening up a center for “terminator studies.”  Remember kids, it’s all fun and games until the CS department creates Skynet. (Daily Mail)

Ehud Barak, Israel’s defense minister has resigned from politics. His resignation occurred at a time when Israeli-Palestinian politics are especially delicate. (Newsday)

Santa will certainly be giving this man plenty of coal this holiday season. Dressed up with devil horns, he ran around telling kids that Santa wasn’t real at the local Santa Claus parade. Police arrested him on three charges, including disturbing the peace. (Gawker)

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