Nov

27

specsucks IRL

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specsucks is a blog that thinks that the Spec sucks that began last academic year. Bwog and Spec have officially ignored specsucks’s monomaniacal posts and tweets.

But today specsucks posted photos “from a secret specsucks ritual,” in which they made a pentagram out of copies of The Eye, burned it, and put a dagger through it. You may have also noticed their fliers, which appeared around campus today as if posted on the walls by some occult hand.

See below for a picture of their ritual and after the jump for specsucks’ official statement.

specsucks’ statement:

Specsucks is one of the oldest organizations at columbia and has been here through the ages as we recenty discovered evidence inside the spec itself. specsucks is the only true secret society at columbia. All the other ones are lame and everyone know’s who’s in them any way so they are not secret a secret is when nobody knows it. On the other hand specsucks is cool and secret because we do not brag about it. Our members are in specsucks not just for the prestige and honor but because they are fighting for a cause. You could have specsucks member in your class, sitting right next to you, or the professor could even be part of specsucks, but you can’t know by checking for rings or anything else. That is what separates specsucks from the others. In fact specsucks is so secret that hardly anyone knew about it until last year.

So recently we released photos on the official blog of a ceremony performed by mid-level members of the specsucks heirarchy. Obviously this can be confusing to someone who lacks the context but our ceremonies are an essential part of the bonding process by which we purify ourselves and grow together as a community. The symbolic burning of the spec naturally reflects a burning hatred of the spec in our hearts.

Specsucks has a rigid hierarchy but individual agents are given much liberty to act on their own. This helps protect us through diffusion of responsibility and resistance to survelence (spec and even bwog have begun counter-intelligence operations against us, but that’s a different story). These posters were not commissioned by the top leadership of specsucks, but they are heartily endorsed. We are always looking for new recruits, whether you be part of spec, bwog, CPR, any other publication, none, or all of the above (except the fed. federalists go die in a fire). email [email protected] to begin your initiation.

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40 Comments

  1. bravo

    Is it just me or has specsucks quality of jokes/sarcasm/gags signifcantly improved this year? I feel like last year they just tried to be as annoying and consistently boring as possible to establish their meme, and now they're capitalizing on it.

  2. The Ban Captain thepoet  

    I detect some insider help from Bwog with this venture.

  3. wtf

    . . .wtf?

    is this real life?

  4. Choppa  

    these muhfuckas need to get laid

  5. shrinking violet  

    desperately wants to join

  6. wait.

    this is starting to become not so funny and actually kinda creepy.

    • The Cloaked Mask

      If you think [email protected] is a joke you will see who is the last one laughing.

  7. wtf

    bwog.....why is this trollery here? is these even relevant news?

    wtf.

  8. Anonymous

    >specsucks is a blog that thinks that the Spec sucks

    Holy hell that's the mother of all understatements.

  9. The Dark Hand

    once you know we exist you are already surrounded. The sins of the unworthy will be baptized in fear and blood. Expect us.

  10. Choppa  

    Aint no one takin you seriously when you quote skyrim...smh

  11. Anonymous

    y'all mothafuckahs need Jesus...

  12. Cat Lover  

    So specsucks is funny, and specsucks hates the fed. So specsucks is Jester?

  13. LOL SO HARD  

    motherfuckers wanna fine me

  14. The Veiled Mouth  

    You may notice the guy in the right of the photo has dark hands. At specsucks we are all about diversity unlike the racist spec.

  15. The Veiled Mouth  

    You may notice the guy in the right of the photo has dark hands. This is because we are all about diversity unlike the racist institution of spec.

  16. Anonymouse  

    SPEC, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

  17. Anonymous  

    This has Philo written all over it.

  18. Me

    As an alumni member of the specsucks society (class of '06), I am very disappointed in the recent publicizing of this society. This was one of the few actually secret societies of Columbia with one of the strongest bonds than any other group. Also, making our sacred rituals public? This is ridiculous!

  19. *Hs*

    What is this? Skull and bones?

  20. Damn straight  

    I'm going to go make my own blog with blackjack and hookers

  21. to make it more Columbia Specific  

    you should say "Axe and Coffin"

  22. Anonymous  

    why is there not a secret society based around the ridiculous University Mace that officially bestows degree-granting powers to the deans each year?

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