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The scientists at the Large Hadron Collider are at it again. This time, they’ve discovered a “liquidlike wave of gluons.” Next up: a giddy gaggle of geeks will gulp gin in Geneva. (NBC)

Angus T. Jones, Jake from “Two and a Half Men,” apologized for his harsh criticism of the show on Monday. Next up: he’ll probably continue making $350,000 per episode. (NY Daily News)

Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani won the 15th season of “Dancing With the Stars.” Next up: most people will continue not to watch ballroom dancing. (USA Today)

In a more serious vein, the death count has risen for those who drank a soup made with poisonous mushrooms. Next up: senior care center workers won’t gather ingredients “in the backyard of the facility,” hopefully ending this dark streak. (Huff Post)

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