I thought I was cool before I was cool

A tipster overheard the following in Lerner:

“Most people don’t know this about me, but I’m really fucking intellectual.”

Which probably means:

“I definitely think most people think I’m intellectual, but I’m trying to sound humble by pretending I don’t and putting a ‘fucking’ in there.”

It’s the essence of every college or job application ever! This guy has got it down.

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