Dec

18

Happy Holidays From CUIT, Brought to You by MSPaint

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Bwog kindly asks you to forget about our own terrible experience with graphic design for the next two minutes while we rail on someone else for embarrassing design in order to release our finals aggression.

For those of you who haven’t been frantically checking SSOL for your grades, the login page is currently splashed with a gigantic holiday well-wishing from CUIT. The department is apparently staffed with tech geeks from the ’80s, since the design is approximately 100% clip art and eerily reminiscent of CubMail.

While we appreciate the sentiment, CUIT, could you at least have spent a few more than 5 minutes on your “2012_holiday_card.jpg”?  Maybe throw some gifs in there?  Or a video like when we got our online acceptances?  Better yet, why not a lovely picture of the whole team in ugly holiday sweaters? Then you’d at least be hip with the kids.  We love that you’re sending us these cheery vibes, but it’ll take a lot more than that image to brighten this season.

If finals have you too lazy to hyperlink yourself to SSOL, enjoy the offending holiday spirit:

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10 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    And, furthermore, what's with the homepage of all the columbia computers being the CUIT homepage? It's like, no, CUIT, I don't need you right now, just let me get to courseworks the regular way, thanks.

  2. people in glass houses  

    shouldn't throw stones. and i'm talking about you, Bwog.

  3. But really  

    Can we have the old bwog design back?

  4. Sigh

    Bwog, you're not as funny as you think.

  5. anonymous  

    REALLY? IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN FUCKING DO BWOG. IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT AND I WOULD RATHER READ THE SPEC THAN THIS.

  6. Anonymous  

    you'd think IT would know what vector is. or at least how to save bitmap in large enough sizes.

  7. really, Bwog?

    "Pot calling the kettle black?" so to speak?

  8. Anonymous

    Really, Bwog? You must be feeling desperate.

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