Lecture hall’s a stage

Professors still trying to impress? Let us know at tips@bwog.com or comment on this post. Here are some of this week’s highlights.

Hlonipha Mokoena, Africa & the Anthropologist:

“If you plagiarize, I will descend on you like a ton of bricks.”

Sunil Gulati, Principles of Economics

“Can we borrow forever? Generally the answer is no, but we have been trying to disprove that.”

Jacob Alexander, Intermediate General Chemistry

”If thermodynamics is the Absolute Bagel, then derivations are the vermin droppings on the floor.”

Caterina Musatti, Principles of Economics 

“I know these graphs are trivial for some of you engineers, but there are Barnard girls who haven’t looked at a graph since they were 12.”

Daniel Rubenstein, Fundamentals of Computer Systems

“If I say something funny it should be on CULPA.”

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