Feb

12

Personals: Andrea Garcia-Vargas, CC’13, and Julia Wu, BC’13

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Andrea Garcia-Vargas

Tonight’s personals feature Andrea Garcia-Vargas and Julia Wu. If either lady strikes your fancy, email [email protected] for your ticket to love.

Name, Year, School, Major: Andrea García-Vargas, 2013, Columbia College, English and Creative Writing

Preference: Girl for guys most of the time, once in a while girl for girls with short hair, and a quirky, feminist attitude (read: any girl who is my doppelgänger).

Hometown: Here’s my spiel: born in Bogotá, Colombia, moved to Dublin, Ohio when I was 1, moved to Switzerland when I was 11, moved back to Ohio when I was 14. The backstory: my dad’s a professional coffee taster, a job which unexpectedly can take you and your family all over the world. Technically, my “hometown” is Dublin seeing as I’ve lived there the most time…but my heart lies with Bogotá.

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Thrift shopping, foreign/indie films, pita with labneh

What redeems you as a human being? I’m very honest. I still read for fun. I like adventures. Also, I am a Speccie.

Obsessive book series of choice: Anne of Green Gables

Library room of choice: Floor 2 of the Butler Stacks. All the gender, queer, and sexuality-related books you should imagine. Mmm.

What you think the sexiest animal is: Bonobo

Your guilty pleasure song: Too many to count. “Whistle” by Flo Rida is my most recent one. My one gripe with that is that he’s comparing his dick to a whistle…like, dude, that’s not flattering.

Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? Unironically, but I’d rather watch Pretty Little Liars or Skins.

Historical hottie: William Barclay Parsons, the dude who co-founded Spec. He must’ve been a total cutie when he was young, and his little newspaper project made my life so much more meaningful 150 years later. But he was friends with Nicholas Murray Butler, so idk.

Name, Year, School, Major: Julia T. Wu, in which the T stands for T.rex; 2013, Barnard, French

Preference: I dont want no scrubs. But if you really have to know, Girl for a guy.

Hometown: New York City, born and bred. Queens reppin’

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Surprise me.

What redeems you as a human being? I like to procrastinate by cooking and baking, and then giving it all away to literally anyone in need of a slice of banana bread or a bowl of something hot. I pour a stiff but often surprisingly delicious drink. I also have a twin sister, a three legged turtle and a dinosaur onesie.

Obsessive book series of choice: The Boxcar Children, holla.

Library room of choice: My unusually large room in da penthouse of Barnard’s 620.

What you think the sexiest animal is: link.

Guilty pleasure song: One Day More from Les Miserables. Or Da Mystery of Chessboxin’ by Wu Tang Clan. It’s a tossup.

Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? I don’t watch Girls, I already go to Barnard.

Historical hottie: Nikola Tesla, cause apparently he was a good guy.

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37 Comments

  1. Why have no gay personals been posted bwog?

  2. Jesse  

    Andrea,

    You are a sex goddess.

    That's all.

  3. No but really...  

    Why are these formatted so badly? Is it really that hard to put an extra space or line between the two personals so that they don't just look like one?

  4. JAY-C  

    Julia! my favorite

  5. Eleanor Bray  

    Julia Wu will u go out w me y/n/m pls respond

  6. JoannaCapela  

    Julia Wu, I can dig it.

  7. teehee  

    Julia is one funny lady

  8. Julia  

    Eleanor we already have a d8 Friday flurtyyy

  9. just saying  

    unclear how being a speccie redeems you as a human being

  10. Dat Baking  

    Julia Wu is the best thing to ever happen to the 10th floor of 620.

  11. the 10th floor of 620  

    it's true

  12. Anonymous  

    totally in love with julia.

  13. eddie redmayne  

    YES JULIA. ONE DAY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. JJ11 4 lyfe  

    juju you tha best let me take u 4 a dinner

  15. JJ11 4 lyfe  

    yo i would treat either of u very nicely like i treat all women but especially u girl

  16. Anonymous  

    i wanna post a personal just so everyone comments about how awesome i am

  17. yoonz  

    let me hit that b-bread, j.

  18. i love

    andrea. andrea, you are a wonderful, wonderful person.

  19. Anonymous  

    you cant see their faces in these photos!

  20. Anonymous  

    JULIA WU lemme hit it

  21. HKilla

    JWU is the most wonderful and exuberant creature...BE MINE

  22. Anonymous  

    Preference: Girl for guys most of the time, once in a while girl for girls with short hair, and a quirky, feminist attitude (read: any girl who is my doppelgänger).



    so...she's attracted to herself?

  23. The Internet  

    I herd u liek mudkips

  24. cc'14  

    but like...

    they're both perfect. is the universe allowed to do that?

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