Personals: Christopher Vela, CC’14, and Shelley Farmer, BC’14
Written by Bwog Staff
Are you surrounded by roses and condoms and candy today and itching for some love to go along with it? See if one of our fine young eligibles strikes your fancy on this Valentine’s Day — nothing says “spontaneity” like asking one of them out via [email protected] very late tonight. Meet Christopher Vela and Shelley Farmer.
Name, Year, School, Major: Chris “TOPHER” Vela, Junior, CC, Stats and CSER
Preference: Guy for Woman
Hometown: Edinburg, TX
Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Brews and hating on Taylor Swift +1020
What redeem you as a human being? I just chill and enjoy the little things in life.
Obsessive book series of choice: As cliché and lame as it is I would say Harry Potter. Totally want a Death Eater tattoo on my arm.
Library room of choice: 4th floor. Aka the place where one loses his/her soul.
What you think the sexiest animal is: Cougars.
Guilty pleasure song: Any Marvin Gaye song cause obviously that guy was BO$$.
Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? Hate on Girls as much as you want, if Judd Apatow is the executive producer then they must be doing something right. I’ll leave it at that.
Historical hottie: Jackie Kennedy.
Name, Year, School, Major: Shelley Farmer, 2014, BC, Russian language and literature
Preference: Strong, Bold, Beautiful Barnard WOMON for human
Hometown: Flowery Branch, GA*
Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Cultural event to ruthlessly size up taste
What redeems you as a human being? I empty the dish rack in my suite a lot.
Obsessive book series of choice: A la recherche du temps perdu in French**
Library room of choice: Butler media room
What you think the sexiest animal is: Possum
Guilty pleasure song: Every song from Yentl
Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? “Look at the doll”
Historical hottie: Caligula – EVERY GURL LUVS A BAD BOY LOL